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Ever since Moya watched this reality program from Earth, she felt very connected to this cute little spaceship and her companions. Their journey, that in so many aspects mirrors her own, spoke to her deeply.

So she had the DRD's make Pilot a browncoat. He didn't really like it, because you can't work in it efficiently, but being a good sport and always putting the ship first, he wore it a few times.

Also, she made a wallpaper of her and Serenity and put it on all the workstations, so that everyone on board always knew what was really important: Freedom.

Of course, the horse like creatures she took on board disrupted the lifes of all the Moyans a little at first, but once all the initial destructions they caused were repaired and it was found out that they really loved stomping around in bat dren, they were beloved by all, and surprisingly Aeryn found out that she found horseriding down Moya's corridors very relaxing (and it admittedly saved a lot of time).

She would NEVER ever admit this, but Sikozu is secretly the biggest fan of PKWards, the hottest, most popular doctor soap in the Uncharted Territories.

She bought the collector's set of vidchips with all four seasons - of course with a whole load of extra material like deleted characters and kissing choreographies.
Of course the DRD's have found them a long time ago, but they would never say anything to anyone (partly because they can only beep) and also, Pilot developed a great fondness of PKWards too and copied all the vidchips to enjoy on his big screen on the side of his console.

Because she really adored the toys used in PKWards, Sikozu ordered a whole set of them. Nobody really knows what to do with them, but she wouldn't mind trying a few of them out with Scorpius.

The one thing that really enraged her though, was that the one character she really took to not only appeared in far too few episodes, but also underwent a drastical change of character in the series finale. She couldn't let that go, so she wrote this letter to the producers.

Dear blind, disillusioned producers full of dren,
regarding the character development of nurse Ema Skisopy. At the beginning I really loved this character and took to her ability to cope with anything, her unwillingness to take any crap and her general supremacy over all the others. She really shined in ‘Santoy hurls’, the first episode she’s been in. I was hoping to see much more of her, and you granted my wishes by writing her a very interesting storyarc, despite putting her in a romance with that pervert Alonin.

But I have to say that the development in the season finale more than disappointed. To not only make her a spy for the Scarrans who planned to steal medical secrets (which is absolutely ludicrous, she would never stoop so low), but to have her mortally wounded by her lover is totally idiotic, unbelievable and quite frankly, laughable.
If You continue on this path You will have lost me as a faithful viewer forever.

Sincerely Yours,
Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu

She's still waiting for an answer.

Disclaimer: The PKWards belong to vinegardog, who comes up with the most awesome ideas. I just played with them for a bit.